No, it wouldn't be. But I appreciate the sentiment.

(Dirk was okay with that though. While he was aware of his living situation, he tried not to linger on it in general. Some part of him felt it was for the best as well that he had grown up that way.

Plus, he was now exposed to dozens of people.)

Wouldn't be the first time I started a war in a place I just woke up in. (And because this is Dirk, he sounds vaguely bored by the notion.) Psychologically if they have beef with each other already, they are going to look for the quickest route for validating that beef. I don't mind being a powder keg for a bunch of gods. It's fun being a catalyst.

(This time he sounds like he's smirking. Then he laughs yet again. It was amazing how often Savage actually managed to make Dirk Strider laugh. Maybe it was because the guy wasn't trying to make him laugh.)

Damn. You got me. Fifty shades of orange.

(Which is probably a joke that may or may not land with Savage. The honesty was refreshing. Dirk didn't feel like he needed to coddle Savage or lie to him. Dirk had no real social dynamics to judge Savage with. He liked what they had.)

Cool your horns. I was getting dolled up for you. I'll be there in a few minutes.